Anthology of Snippets

It has been a month or so since I escaped from camp minus prison. I even got this dedication for me as prepared by the Wookiee princess, dear Miss Feyoh. Do I have regrets? Not really, but I am beginning to think that while I made my escape to be relieved of the tiredness camp minus prison brings, life as a Jedi is not at all easy.

After successfully going through the loops over the last few weeks, I think I have stepped closer to the edge and now I am a Jedi Knight. These days, I have been tasked to practice wielding my fuchsia pink lightsaber to the tune of Lady GaGa’s Just Dance. Suffice it to say, I think I have been getting the hang of it. The Greatest Jedi Master Vreento (all hail Master Vreento!) has transformed into Darth Vreento, and though I pray that he will teach me all that he knows, time might be running out. Nevertheless, I am hopeful that Darth Vreento will be called back into the light.

Although things may not be as easy-peasy as life in camp minus prison, I still find myself eager to go to Parole School where my habitual tardiness becomes a sign of eagerness as I am one of the first to arrive there. I do get bouts of nostalgia every now and then especially since back at camp minus prison, I could do backflips and nobody would care. Well, in Parole School, they don’t care really, yet oddly enough, I feel obligated to restrain myself. It could be because I respect the members of the High Council, or maybe not. For those who knew how much of a restless person I was in camp minus prison, my current status of being a Jedi Knight who forgets to stand up once in a while would be a huge difference.

In terms of fun or not, being in Parole School gives a whole new meaning to “time flies when you are having fun.” I honestly love the fact that I get to blast music whilst I work, and I get to munch on foodie or the fact that I get to save more and even get to walk further while at Parole School.

My next project would be to purchase running shoes. Yes, until today I still have not purchased running shoes. I guess it’s just that one cannot locate the perfect sturdy pair of shoes fit for my gargantuan feet at a relatively low price, yes? Good luck with me finding women’s shoes that fit my feet.

For now, this Jedi Knight will go back to the ranks tomorrow and once again sheath her fuchsia pink lightsaber and practice her skills. I leave you with a quote that Darth Vreento said this afternoon, which he undoubtedly took from Darth Vader. He said: “The Force is strong with this one.”

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